Judging from Cheney's doodles, he has way too much time on his hands...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Aren't they supposed to have 8 hooters each? I feel short changed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

After viewing the posters, the dean had second thoughts about the science club's "Wild About Zoology" campaign.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

/me masturbates into the wee hours of the night

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Poop.

Well, what else are they gonna do. Chip and Dale don't have dicks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus is going down on my mom as we speak.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Those must be implants because not only is there just a pair, but they don't even look remotely pregnant.

I think a guy draws this stuff. I also think a guy dresses up as these characters.

THAT is scary.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shut up about that. I thought my webcam was turned off, O.K.?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hey, who raided my drawing tablet?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The fox I understand. But the skunk? That's just WRONG!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."