Dan Rather is going to need a new scoop, and he really needs your help. Your job will be to create a new hoax for the media to believe in. What will happen? Will we learn that Kerry used to date Bush? Was Martha Stewart born a man, or do you have proof that the moon landing was just a joke?

Hoax away! You have 240 hours from now.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

This doesn't exactly conform to the rules, but I thought this would be the best place to post it anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This competition seems rather dead, but..

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

biped, that was awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Y'all are too kind.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Major ass-kicking there biped.

I'm getting a big head!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Suck me, Biped.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was going to say that biped wins, but then he got all proud of himself, so I say hell no.

instead I will award the win to member number 10150. Take it away 10150!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I thought I did an incredibly good job of being humble.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You started out quite well, but then you failed.

Now. Why don't 10150 make a new PV?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[quote]You started out quite well, but then you failed.
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I thought my entire campaign of utter humility was a brilliant success.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.