Not Moron Dick, but, oh whatever.

[Click to view comic: 'Fantasy Running Mate League']
[Click to view comic: 'Fantasy Republican Ticket League']
[Click to view comic: 'Fantasy First Lady League']
[Click to view comic: 'Fantasy Cryogenics League']
[Click to view comic: 'Fantasy Stem Cell Liberation Army League']

Now, how much would you pay? Wait, there's more!

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