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"Nihilism makes me smile."

"No! You can't make me look!"

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I has a flavor!

"Ha! Your Seven Tigers style is no match for my Three Stooges technique.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's the homo-mind-meld.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pwned.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

When Ling Duck found out that Wong Chow had been using his towel, they were no longer bath-time buddies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Chon reflected back to the days of his youth. There was just a nostalgic sense of fun when he used to stick cool, black olives on his fingers and pretend like they were eyeballs.

Except now, they really were eyeballs.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

"Shhh, shhh, it's okay. You're not in danger here. That's a good boy... calm... quiet..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Martial arts student crippled while learning to defend self

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