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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those stains bring back some good memories.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Having finally discovered marijuana, the Hardy Boys were no longer interested in saving Bayport from those car thieves who hung out down at the old mill.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.