Lets parts!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Hey my friend said Baspt instead of Pabst today when he was ordering a beer. It was funny at the time and I know none of you were there to see it but I just thought I'd say it repeatedly and cram it down your throats for no apparent reason. BAPST!!!!!! THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! I almost started my own thread just to bring it up and have no one understand.

BAPST!!!!!!!!!!

That's a mute point. But I could care less, because, for all intensive purposes, it's a doggy-dog world anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

One time I was killing a hooker and accidental said, "How do you like that width!" Instead of bitch!

We both laughed for hours! And then her pimp showed up and shot me! The doctor says I might have brain damage.

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Poop.

They didn't know about it before?

No, the pimp just found out right before he shot me.

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Poop.

Would he have shot you if you weren't brain damaged?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

/me drools all over himself

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Poop.