I Googled "I'm in the witness protection program" and got 210 hits.

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What others say about boorite!

I got a pop-up ad offering to let my family live if I go to a certain warehouse down by waterfront by 11:00 P.M.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I got a pop-up offering to let my family live if we accepted a subscription to the Watchtower.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I got 212 hits.

I think your dad hates you.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Nah, I'm his firstborn and only daughter. By law he has to like me better than my brother.

Ichiro got 262.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's the Japanese work ethic.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Clitoris got nearly 8,000,000,000.

Well this thread would have added one more. Which also means that boorite's been tagged.

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Poop.