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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I asked for a Cleveland Steamer, not a Baltimore Special!"

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I has a flavor!

damn, the pigeon found the ranch dressing i was saving for later!

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Oh no! My hat is going to fall off!

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

That was not the cottage-cheese-esque discharge I had in mind.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Little Nanook did not understand the ways of these strange green-lander birds, so he simply ignored them. And yet their droppings were warm...they felt good to his frost-ravaged scalp, and made him think of the old times when jolly Gramps used to sneeze on his head.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

His parents told him that no one loved chubby kids. He was starting to believe.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."