Folks round these parts sometimes say that old Gramps is the all-time jolliest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"What the hey... another round of hemlock for everyone!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

His last wish was to be a guest at his own wake, and as rigor-mortis set in, his friends and family celebrated his life by hanging their hats and coats on him.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Weekend at Bernie's 3.

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I has a flavor!

I just crapped myself!

Thanks, Metamusil!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Wavmanuk is gone forever!

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What others say about boorite!

Its okay, Greta, just do like I've done for years and pretend you don't know him.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Pssst...Edna, I'm one chair over. You just blew your dad.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have a hemmroid this big! And its ganging out of my Depends!

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Get Your War On