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Yes, it's mechanized warrior/physicist Stephen Hawking. ALS may have ravaged his body, but it has obviously not diminished his desire to kick butt.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That is one seriously ugly skin... has the added benefit of blinding your enemies.

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I'm no physicist or anything, but the last I saw Stephen Hawking he didn't have a big goofy Mario mustache.

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www.bradsucks.net

You.will.taste.my.frag
Pre.pare.to.be.o.blit.er.a.ted

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I always liked Stephen Hawking, the physicist. But with lines like "My dick is longer than my attention span", I like gangsta rapper Hawking even better. Grab the mp3z:

http://www.mchawking.com/

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't make me get up out of this chair!
Classic stuff.

I.am.sad
Stop.ma.king.jokes.a.bout.me
Please
I.am.a.fra.gile.lit.tle.flow.er
Oh.god.don't.tell.an.y.one.a.bout.that

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have this talking dictionary that sounds EXACTLY like the good doctor. So one time I made up it say, "I am Doctor Stephen Hawking. Dan (my name, though I'm not big or evil) is not home right now. He is a chicken fucker." and put it on my answering machine.

I was in college at the time, and left it on for a couple of weeks but finally took it off when a prospective employer left a confused message one day. Good times.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.