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What others say about boorite!

Be sure to pray at our famous Porcelain Cathedral, where monks chant blessings to St. Huey.

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What others say about boorite!

This is just a cheap attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Village of Blown Chunks.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The geothermal spas are a hidden treasure. For some reason, very few tourists come to visit the "Hot Pools of Puke".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I made one of those after drinking an ocean of Mezcal.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Although it sounded sensible at the time, Vomiton was voted down by the name changing council.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And if you look this way, you'll see the construction workers vomiting our new City Hall.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Twinned with Little Chunder, U.K.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

- "And if you'll follow me, we can see the plaque dedicated to the ancient Tequila Indians, who discovered Puke."

- "The ancient settlers believed that the ground was formed when fiery rock erupted from the bowels of the earth."

- "As you can see, the Village is bordered by Boaktown, Ralph Springs, and Oral Diarrhea Falls."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bulemic Samoans?

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"Nihilism makes me smile."