Back Demon!!!

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Get Your War On

According to eye witnesses, a sleep-deprived Dumbya engaged in an impromptu game of Whack-A-Mole on the campaign trail yesterday before being subdued by campaign advisors and revived with a powdery nasal stimulant.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Would you care for a chocolate covered pretzel?

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I has a flavor!

"Ah said, you smell like butt, little girl! BUTT! Like.. like this. Smell!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Go away, kid, ya bother me!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Aha! I finally found the weapons of mass... oops, it's just a kid.

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AFROMANS MOVE

1. 'I suck out your life force and will leave your rotting corpse in the hands of your mother.'

2. Gee, what a great shot of Dubya's sweaty armpit!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

"Talk to the hand, 'cause the ears ain't listening!"

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What others say about boorite!

I really like your purdy hair, what kinda hair soap you use?

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Poop.

And that's exactly how Lenny killed Curly's wife.

Little Girl: Mr. Bush, I'm America and I just wanna say...

Bush: Shhh... don't speak. Just go to sleep. Wake up in four years.

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Get Your War On

"Foul deaf spirits be GONE!!"

Even during important speeches, President Bush takes the time to rescue levitating children.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're *purty,* little girl! I HATE purty!! I won't look, I won't!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go