With erection day close at hand, I wanted to remind everyone just how much your vote counts.

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Don't forget to feed the beast that's fucking you.

*Applause*

Best series I've seen in months. And sadly, oh so true...

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In case you missed the memo: Marx is obsolete. History has shown that, far from being a liberating philosophy, Marxism is the true method to manipulate the masses into revolution. Once the people have secured the power of the Marxist elite, the same people are oppressed by that elite in every aspect of their lives.

Marxism is the greatest slavery possible and passes itself off as the only means to true liberation. No wonder Marxists find so much fault with logic.

[quote]*Applause*

Best series I've seen in months. And sadly, oh so true...[/quote]Please, don't applaud. Just throw money.[quote]In case you missed the memo: Marx is obsolete. History has shown that, far from being a liberating philosophy, Marxism is the true method to manipulate the masses into revolution. Once the people have secured the power of the Marxist elite, the same people are oppressed by that elite in every aspect of their lives.

Marxism is the greatest slavery possible and passes itself off as the only means to true liberation. No wonder Marxists find so much fault with logic.[/quote]All very true, but you must have meant to post this in another thread as none of it is in any way relevant to anything that was posted here.

Yes, he was replaced by the Dodge Stratus.

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Funny stuff.

You could at least go write in Tobor.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That's actually pretty close to where I was going with this. :-D
See? Great minds think.

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My favorite jokes are always the ones I don't expect anyone else to appreciate.

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My vote doesn't count because I'm only 17....And I'm Canadian.

That which follows does not follow...

See, you do love teh Marxist logik!

[quote]That which follows does not follow...

See, you do love teh Marxist logik![/quote]
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Joe McCarthy. Let's give Smokin' Joe a hand, shall we?

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Ah, look at that, a pitiful attempt at a happy ending. Fucking typical, right? Had to have the predictable anti-climax.

In closing, I'd like to thank everyone who, ironically enough, gave me their votes as a result of this series. Thanks also to Siegfried1027 for lobbing me that underhand softball to set up the non-sequitur donkey strip.
An last but not least, big up to my boy Karl Marx, whom we all secretly love and worship, especially those of us who denounce him and write blatantly anti-Marxist comics.