We were discussing tattoos in #stripcreator today. I saw Ivy's tattoo. Here's one of mine:

The lines were better when I had cankles.

Here's mine.

Here's mine.

I've always wanted one, but I'm too flaky to come up with something I'd want on me for the rest of my life. I was considering the Mutant Enemy "grr... argh" monster, but I don't feel like explaining it every time I show it to somebody now, so imagine thirty years from now...

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I has a flavor!

I once asked a tattoo guy to give me tattoo of a larger penis on my real penis, but he couldn't figure out how to do it, so he beat me up.

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What others say about boorite!

If I can afford it, I'm going to get a tattoo for Christmas. I have drawings of it, but sadly my webhost went down or I'd show pictures (blame Beaz, totally his fault).
Trinity knot is what I'm going for.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I got really ripped one night and woke up with a pro-Bush tattoo on my arm. So I removed it with a laser. The arm, that is.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"I'd get a tattoo of beautiful woman's face?"
"Oh, where would you put it?"
"On my wife's face."

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Poop.

I have a tattoo of boinky's ass on my ass and on boinky's ass is a tattoo of my ass, and on the tattoo of my ass is a tattoo of boinky's ass...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And on that ass is a tattoo of Abe Vigoda's ass.