Yep.

Slow news day.

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What others say about boorite!

this should be in Caption Mountain.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Full Erection Day news coverage coming up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]this should be in Caption Mountain.
[/quote]

Why?

Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Please stop ass raping me with huge cocks in the subject lines of the message board topics.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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If you can read this, you're not from the south.[/quote]

I'm throwing a monkey wrench into that statement by declaring I can not only read, but I can read past a 4th grade level.

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Get Your War On

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If you can read this, you're not from the south.[/quote]

I'm throwing a monkey wrench into that statement by declaring I can not only read, but I can read past a 4th grade level.[/quote]

Bullshit. Prove it.

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If you can read this, you're not from the south.[/quote]

I'm throwing a monkey wrench into that statement by declaring I can not only read, but I can read past a 4th grade level.[/quote]

Bullshit. Prove it.[/quote]

The Drexle model was concieved, born, raised, and schooled in North Carolina. While prone to horrifying typos, he can in fact read at or above a 4th grade level.

Yours Truly
--Drexle's Secretary

(He had to dictate this message to me. The loser.)

I think Boinky was referring to Cubans.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

No, I was not.