umm...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Brad sucks. He couldn't comic his way out of a funny bag.

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Johnny's a funny bastard, though.

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Wow. I'm on Johnny's favorites list. Now that's status. Of course, I can never hope to touch Big Evil Dan, bunnerabb, or cutebutstupid, all of whom are on Johnny's favorites list twice.

I still find the Mel Gibson comic unreasonably funny. You should enter it in CC62.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

actually, Big Evil Dan will let you touch him if you ask really nice...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Or for five dollars.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I've got a twenty, where does that get me?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

hey brad--does the webmaster role automatically give you the right to refer to yourself in third person? if so, habnem's gotta get him one of them!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

You get to shake my hand four times instead of one.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A word to the wise... When he says 'Shake my hand', he doesn't really mean his hand.

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