After all, with a 0/5 rating, I need all the help I can get.

Thanks.

---
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Were there any particular strips you wanted us to read? If there were, you might want to post them here.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

Makes sense.

I consider these amusing:
[Click to view comic: 'Irony's lamented demise in the age of deconstruction']
[Click to view comic: 'Pussy Abuse: Dinnertime']
[Click to view comic: 'May I Have Some More, Please?']
[Click to view comic: 'Gurlz']
[Click to view comic: 'Gurlz 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Career Counselling for Galactic Overlords 1']

I consider these a bit ascerbic:
[Click to view comic: 'My birthday, your birthday, every birthday']
[Click to view comic: 'Global plans, local actions']
[Click to view comic: 'How To Honeymoon On Five Dollars A Day']
[Click to view comic: ''There's No Accounting For Taste'']

And these are just weird:
[Click to view comic: 'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and...']
[Click to view comic: 'What if Christ met DSM-IV criteria for bipolar disorder?']
[Click to view comic: 'Some people would kill to be in this place']

The rest are middling efforts.

---
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

haha!!

overall id say three and seventeen twentyseconds

keep up teh good work.

---
xx( o Y o. )xx

Thanks, good to know that there's still hope yet.

Any specific criticisms/pointers/obvious glaring faults not apparent to a newbie stripper?

---
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.