It's that time again,and considering I haven't made comics in a while, I apoligize for keeping the loyal two fans I have waiting. But here are the comics leading up to the 700th one, minus one, because it is not worth seeing. Trust me.

[Click to view comic: 'Inside the Senate Building']
[Click to view comic: 'Some Reasons Why I Can't Make Comics For Shit']
[Click to view comic: 'I Officially Love This Bird']
[Click to view comic: 'Spiral Universe']
[Click to view comic: 'Bad News']
[Click to view comic: 'The 700 Club Soliloquy']

Happy me.

700 hundred is seventy thousand. You haven't made that many comics yet.

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Get it right!

Yeah I figured that out on my own. Gimme a break. Or else.

What a wonderful milestone for you. I'm giddy with the thought of all the ways I might possibly choose to celebrate. I know -- I think I'll go out to the backyard and dance with my dog for about half an hour.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.