Hey everyone. I have a fantastic idea to drive interest in the Photoshop competitions. This contest's theme is:

BOOBS.

I want to see funny Photoshopped examples of bare breasts because a) I think there's great comic potential, and b) I'm a perv. Mainly b. Anyway, cut-n-paste some chi-chis into unlikely places, bring the funny, wait for judging &c. Will this make you enter? We'll just have to wait and see...

Oh, and by the way:

BOOBS!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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If you wanted people to Photoshop you with giant breasts, why didn't you just ask?

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Poop.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Brad's tits > everyone else's tits

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Poop.

This is already the most disturbing contest I've ever seen.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Okay, I'm callin' it.

Not quite I expected, but probably what I deserved, for a) being a perv, and b) winning a contest with two entrants. Mainly a.

biped, your entry was funny and marginally less viscerally disturbing than the others. Start another contest, and let's forget this travesty ever occurred. *shutter*

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

yes, i do mean *shutter* and not *shudder*. At the moment when I typed that, there was a sudden draft in the room. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Thanks, I am truly honored to have won this fabulous contest. Although I'd hoped that Kaufman with big tits and a G-string would be extremely disturbing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's it, I'm officially a leg man.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.