This abnormally scary picture is brought to you by ARBY'S!

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It's grime time.

Yes -- thier 2005 calender is out. Say hello to Miss JanuaryFebruaryMarchApril.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Is that her bellybutton or vagina?

boinky33 got a sex change.

Why does her right leg come out of her lower chest?

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AFROMANS MOVE

I'd hit that.

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Poop.

Got flour?

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

"... And if you look closely, you can see planets orbiting one of our nearby stars, Ugly Majoris"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Brings new meaning to sloppy seconds

TOO MUCH CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!! LOLLOLOLL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Physicists build Superlarge Uglon Collider.

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What others say about boorite!

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, 'it's better than yours', damn right, it's better than yours!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Seconds???? Surely firsts are as sloppy as they get with that thing.

"ROLL HER IN FLOUR AND AIM FOR THE WET SPOT".

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Upon viewing her new holiday greeting card for the first time, Edna was alarmed to discover an inadvertant "tummy slip."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

She was even more appalled to find her nipple had been gratuitously exposed in the shot.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Upon closer inspection she reliazed what slipped was not her tummy but her lower lip. Later that night she ate a cheeseburger.

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Get Your War On

This is what happens when you eat a bunch of dehydrated mashed potatoes and then drink water.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.