Greetings all. I'm SpideyChris, quite obviously a fan of certain arachnid heroes, and only a recent comer to the site. As well as the winner for the last contest. Yes, yes, I accept that I fuckin' rock. Thank you. Now I get to establish the next competition on this thread:

World's Worst Excuses after Being Caught Cheating.

I'm sure most folks get the idea. Whether it's getting busted on a high school test, an employment application, or a little loving on the side... Illustrate those moments when people say the first pieces of absolute garbage that come to mind.

I'll pick a winner around the 4th or the 5th, I believe. That's a week.

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