Greetings all. I'm SpideyChris, quite obviously a fan of certain arachnid heroes, and only a recent comer to the site. As well as the winner for the last contest. Yes, yes, I accept that I fuckin' rock. Thank you. Now I get to establish the next competition on this thread:

World's Worst Excuses after Being Caught Cheating.

I'm sure most folks get the idea. Whether it's getting busted on a high school test, an employment application, or a little loving on the side... Illustrate those moments when people say the first pieces of absolute garbage that come to mind.

I'll pick a winner around the 4th or the 5th, I believe. That's a week.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

It had to be done.

[Click to view comic: 'WW-I recently just found my Sublime CD']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 31: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle']

[Click to view comic: 'She's Doing the Pool Boy Again']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'She's Doing the Pool Boy Again, Part II']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

[Click to view comic: 'WW31: Anatomy Lessons']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW #31 - Cheaters']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 31: Worlds Worst Cheating Excuses']

[Click to view comic: 'WW31: Do unto others as you yourself have done']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW31: Some Marvelous Excuses for Cheating']

SpideyChris, even if this one doesn't win, can you identify each character shown or mentioned in this strip?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW31: Nude beaches have their own pitfalls']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 31: S'more Mounds']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'WW 31: A lifetime on the hip']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'WW 31: I'm Funnier Than Chubby']

Hey! I smell chocolate on your breath!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

It's poo, actually.

(Not an official contest entry, though it does sorta fit.)

[Click to view comic: 'A Slip of the Tongue']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'WW31: Nudist beaches redux']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Alright, a week's up and the entries seem to have finished flowing in. And the winner of this competition is quodlibet.

(Heh. Big shocker, huh?)

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Cool! This makes my day.

Give me a day or two to think up a new WW topic, and we'll take it from there.

-Q

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Since SpideyChris mentioned that he was a fan of certain arachnid heros, I made a strip that showed or mentioned various arachnid heros. But he has not identified them. So I open the question to anyone. Who is who in my strip? Here are your preliminary clues. Everyone who is shown or mentioned in the strip is a Marvel comic book character, and every panel shows or mentions one arachnid hero or heroine.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I thought the last one was the Flash, but he's DC, not Marvel

I thought I was a regular Marvel geek but I'm stumped past the first panel. Unless that's the Swamp Thing in panel 3 disguised as a Christmas tree.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Yeah I'm stuck too, the first panel is obvious but 2 and 3 mean nothing to me.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"