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What luck! I haven't been able to play Yahtzee due to a lack of die! And here you are, open 24/7 (yet closed Sunday, in a giant mouthfuck of logic) to service my dice needs. You are like the Jesus of board games... Colonel Mustard, I dub thee!

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I has a flavor!

I want a die-cast Voltron.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I want to die-late your anus.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've seen bigger bangers.

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Poop.

And you're only open 24/6. We should take you to court for false advertising.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I need some black hair dye. I'm goth...and graying.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I would like it on Thursday at 3. I'm dying boorite's pants red.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Boorite only wears boxers and usually dyes them a silvery off-white color regularly himself.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Boorite only wears boxers and usually dyes them a silvery off-white color regularly himself.[/quote]

The reason he only wears boxers is because he left his pants at my house.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

When she says "left" she means "I mugged him on the street for them."

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Poop.

And then sold them to me through eBay.

die isn't really what i'm looking for... and it appears you're all out of dignity... i think i'll just shop around

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

When she says "sold them to me through eBay" she means "used a blacklight to highlight the still-quivering smegma spots and rubbed the pants all over me while we cavorted stark naked on top of several inert quadriplegics".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Good news: I'm going to live to be 300 years old. Bad news: I'm going to look it.

Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime.

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]Good news: I'm going to live to be 300 years old. Bad news: I'm going to look it.

Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime.[/quote]

:O

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I guess I'll never understand performance art.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I guess I'll never understand performance art.
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That's because I left out the part where I give a reading of W.B. Yeats's "The Second Coming." Then the mime shits on me from a dizzying height, and I die. Get it now?

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What others say about boorite!

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Brilliant!

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Poop.

Die was?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I meant to say "vas."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.