Happy 2000th, GD. Sometimes you bore me senseless, but you have amused me twice as much.

Cheers.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

:-/

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

2000th!!!!!!! superstarrrrr!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

OMG HE IS OLDER THAN JESUS! Wait... no he's not

Blarney.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Poop.

It's almost as old as Abe Vigoda.

Alas, General Discussion thread, you are now a man. Time to take you to an adult message board to learn ya what bein' a man is all about.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.