From what I can see, there has recently been a flourishing of talented newcomers to this fine website. And the winnar of the last newb contest (dekayingmind) has gone MIA. Now being a judge of the last newb contest, and a supporter of this contest, I took it upon myself to start the 3rd newbie contest. If you think this is a good idea and would like to help judge, send me a PM or something, but I'd really like to see how all the newer folks here can do in a COMPETITION TO THE DEATH!...sorta

in case you dont know, you can compete in this contest if you either:

1) have been a member of SC for a month or less
2) have made 50 or less comics

The topic is...um...lets see...current events, YES! current events.

I dont mean to pull an 'SVcomix' or anything, and I'm not talking about the n00b contest designed by Possums, I just don't want to see this contest die, cuz hey, we were all newbs once.

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I dont mean to pull an 'SVcomix' or anything, and I'm not talking about the n00b contest designed by Possums, I just don't want to see this contest die, cuz hey, we were all newbs once.[/quote]

I don't mean to pull a Dr. Pedantic on you, but if it's a continuation of the one dekayingmind won, then it IS my contest. Rather, it's umfum's brainchild but my execution (per his request).

then lets start the comp. i say its about time for a new one, with all the newbs and shit.

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Except for god. God was never a n00b.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Can we ban all the ones who loose?

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Poop.

All newbs are loose now. It's part of the initation.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I have absolutely nothing to say. Virgin Killer.

aint nobody in here but us newbies

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yo. Newb here. I'll play.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW I'M STILL NEW (35 comics)

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aus, i'm a judge right?

judges are bigfrank105, possums, and jesussandwich

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Uh, ok.

yeah i know i said for volunteers, but its that whole anal obsession i have with you :\

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O_O

I really hope that by "anal" you mean "stubborn!"

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How's this?

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Joined December 7th, my submission for the newb contest. Thanks for any feedback. (thanks Injokester!)

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[br] ALIEN OFFICE -please kill my co-workers

I vote for sodomy.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE