Now I can't have babies! Yay!

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Get Your War On

"Tragedy strikes the Riverdance troupe tonight in Branson, Missouri...more details at 11"

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"Ouch! You kicked me in my genitalia!"

The first British effort to launch a man into orbit was pretty much doomed from the start.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Simon received the usual "Two Ball Goal" payback for banging the opposing team's flanker's wife.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Now you know why these guys try so hard to get a World Cup.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Charleston claims another victim.

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I has a flavor!

A sure-fire cure for hiccups.

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What others say about boorite!

The real cause of Arlen Robben's testicular cancer scare.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Be Smart. Play Football

Play Football = Gay Sex

...frankly i dont see whats so smart about gay sex.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Name one dumb homosexual.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Boinky.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Wow. That's.....funny....wait, it is not funny. It is actually unfunny.

You give me one sport besides football that's NOT about a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding.

Oh yeah? What about the annual Jell-o Rodeo in San Francisco?

Oh, wait...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

hahahaha