Yes, that's right, today is my birthday, and what better way to celebrate than by posting a copycat thread!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Your birthday sucks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I congratulate you on the inexorable forward march of time which is none of your doing. I celebrate your senescence with utmost enthusiasm.

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What others say about boorite!

Happy Burpday, Jes_Lawless!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Happy B-day, Jes. I hope it's fucking fantastic. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I send birthday sneezes. In my country, it means love.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I thought sneezes in Canada meant "I like to masturbate to pictures of James Woods".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jes! =D

Neener-neener-neener-nee-nee
Neener-neener-neener---THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Neener-neener-neener---IT'S NOT MINE TOO, NO!
Neener-neener-neener---THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Neener-neener-neener---YOU'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!

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I has a flavor!

Happy B-day jes!

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Get Your War On

I'll be pouring beer on the curb for you this weekend, mate. have a good birthday.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

MikeyG wrote:

I ask you, gentlemen: Is this the person you want in the Oval Office?

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What others say about boorite!

Thanks all, I had a fantastic birthday, there was no fucking though :(

But, there was lots of this :

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Happy Belated Excuse-For-Drinking-Absinth Day!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Happy birthday, and many happy returns, Mr. Lawson.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Hippy Barthday, Jes old chum! How old are you now?

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It's grime time.

Happy belated!!!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Damn, I wish it were easier to get that stuff here.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think that was banned for being poison.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Happy Birthday!

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(...This is a picture of drunken, curled up Jes drinking himself to death with Absinth... Shhhh...)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I've got one more year of being "mid-twenties".

Yes, absinth is banned in the US, and was illegal here because it made Lord Byron hallucinate and go mental in the 1800's. I had a few on my birthday and tipped a few to my late grandfather who passed away last weekend. I will put the hard stuff away for a while now and concentrate on being more mature, like I'm supposed to be. Until kitty comes over at least...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Oh great. So I bring out the immaturity in people.

Guess it 'splains something...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The notion that you do that is preposterious kitty, you big poo.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!