'Struth, and I celebrated by NOT LOGGING INTO STRIPCREATOR! (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Come on. Let's go, Mikey and jes. I can tell when we're not wanted.

il_schmucko's birthday was more fun.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

YOUR BIRTHDAY SUCKS.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nah, menbah's was the best.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Too many puppies!

Happy Birthday, habnemenbahucko!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Too many puppies with guns in their hands!

I love Primus.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.