Because the world demanded it.

Nice right wrist.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Not bad free samples. How do I access the members' area?

Thumb...rarrrwwwr.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

OMG HOTT ELBOW ACTION!!!

BOOOOOOOOINNNGGGGGGG!!!

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I has a flavor!

Wayne and Garth give this thread two Schwings up.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Uh, I'll be back in 7 minutes. I have to, uh, change a light bulb.

Change a light bulb?
Well, I'm going to masturbate.

And I helped.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I think you just took some model's pics and said they were of you, when clearly they're of a Swedish swimsuit model. Nice try.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I shall be there to ravage you shortly.

I'll let you access my member's area.

HIYOOOOOOOO!

Damnit, and I just cleaned these underpants!

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Poop.

I was all hot and bothered until I realized what that keyboard was. SHE USES A MAC! I'm disgusted.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ahahaha nice =)
I'm glad I came in here now, I was expecting something along the lines of that hideous obese black woman with the scary cavern of doom...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Me too.

I'm so disappointed.

I'm a little teapot.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Short and stout.

"Here" is my handle. (pointing)

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What others say about boorite!

Here is my spout.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Hmm... I have a little thing for necks and that's just a prime example.

BTW; I suspected Ivy was a Mac person -- she's never complained about her computer.

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troelsea at gmail dot com