Tomorrow at 6:30PM. It will be my final class for the semester.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

cover yourself in rancid ham and eat raw eggs. they will remember you.

I remember a guy threw up at the front of the class once. Don't remember anything else about him, except that he threw up in class.

My last formal classes were a year ago. I've been writing test after test after test ever since. Demoralizing, isn't it?

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

One time in class I did my work.

One time I had to stand in a 1'-1' square at the back of the room for two weeks.

The teacher didn't trust me there so he moved me back to my desk. I was going for the semester :'(

..........

I am considering Phlebas, who was once as tall and handsome as I.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Mildly Perturbed Scientist']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I haven't been in school for over 4 years, but every week or so I have one of those dreams where it's exam day and I haven't been to class all semester and I know I'm going to fail and screw up my life.

Then I wake up in a cold sweat and realize that it's over, I passed, and I still screwed up my life.

/insert wah-wah-wah effect

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I has a flavor!

If you're anything like me, you'll have those dreams til you're dead, and maybe after.

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What others say about boorite!

I still have dreams about missing my bus to school, or deciding to take the bus instead of driving. Sometimes I just dream of being at the school for some reason, but realizing that I don't really have to be there, so I just fuck around all day.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I love the falling dreams where you wake up and it feels like you just hit the bed.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I have hoes, in different area codes.

word.

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Can't you buy your own damned tool shed?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Can't you buy your own damned tool shed?[/quote]

Oh, c'mon. You don't want to keep garden tools around when you're out there drinking. That's how people get hurt.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!

And I said... That's not a shed. That's my wife!

*cue laughtrack*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.