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Santa needs to bring someone a pineapple corer this year.

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What others say about boorite!

"I'm a vampire! Look at my fangs!"

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I has a flavor!

Extreme piercings craze reaches Tahiti.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"No, no, no... the claws come out of Wolverine's hands..."

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I has a flavor!

"Can you hear me now?"

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"Man, I used to think gargling dish soap for saying naughty words was harsh until the Pineapple Gods conquered us."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Uh, you know, I was just kidding. They actually are for eating."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"If you can think of an easier way of getting the delicious pineapple into my mouth, I'd love to hear it".

or

"Oh dear. This is rather painful"

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

"Watch this, this is a GREAT trick. No one will ever figure out how I do i- YEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Shue? Ah dih ih!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Remember kids, floss your teeth once a day!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Wait a minute...which hole is my mouth again?

"Nobody understands me!"

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Poop.

Simple acupuncture was no longer enough to ease the pain of Bobo's toothache.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The old "switch his cell phone for a pointy object while he's high" gag never fails!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That's disturbing.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.[/quote]

I laughed out loud from that one, despite my throat hurting from a tonsillectomy.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

One of the more colorful entries the National Put Things Through Your Face Day Contest.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.[/quote]

I laughed out loud from that one, despite my throat hurting from a tonsillectomy.[/quote]

I was worried that no one would remember Punchie.=)

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I remember him from those crappy advertisment comics in my Archie comic digest magazines.