...you cunt. =)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Here is your present....look down....

Happy Birthday, Dandy Ougan. Can I touch your naughty parts now?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I love Andy Dougan because if I don't, he'll rate my movies badly.
Happy birthday, doogie.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I may be old and not have any money, but I am truly rich. Not to mention cunt of the day. Thanks, fellows.

You are not only worthy of Mordor, but also of Arbutus, Maryland.

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What others say about boorite!

Happy birthday dougan. Biscuits for everyone!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Happy birthday, and congratulations on a dangerous precedent!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I attended the party, his maw jumped out the cake.

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Dad was flammable

What are you doing here, Kajun? GET BACK IN THE GARAGE!