Santa Claus the early years. Back when he was a pimp.

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Get Your War On

"Please, don't shoot! My hat is made of delicious white chocolate. You can have as much as you want."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Mr. Mallory, honestly. How much longer do we have to stay here?"
"Ummm... I'd say... fifteen minutes."
"Hm. Exactly the amount of time left in the show. How convenient."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.