No, its not a Christmas comic, I'm actually comically constipated so I haven't been able to crap out a decent comic in a while. So here is something else instead:

[Click to view comic: 'I Really Wonder About Myself Sometimes']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"BLANCHE! BRING IN THE INVALIDS!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No.