[Click to view comic: 'If my slow-ass computer was a Presidential bodyguard...']
[Click to view comic: 'If my slow-ass computer was in an intimate relationship...']
[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer raced Jessie Owens...']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'If my slow-ass computer went into the wrong bar...']
[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer was in a family from the Ozarks (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer was in a family from the Ozarks (2)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Once again, mmyers can take a basic complaint and stretch it out into a funny, funny series.

i'll take my ten bucks in Taco Bell dollars, thank you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll be putting the ten dollars in your Swedish Taco Bell account by sun up.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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I predict that these comics will help avert a catastrophic social rebellion on Mars Colony "Alpha" in the year 2047.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

People don't believe me when I tell them I'm from the Ozarks. I figure it doesn't help that the rednecks there don't consider me a native unless I was third generation born there. And though my family is all from the Midwest, I can't really claim that since I wasn't born there at all. And I can never claim Wyoming nativeness since I moved here for school.

So I am adrift in the cosmos and I laugh at the last two comics because it's all true.

If your slow-ass computer was a WalMart employee, it would be fired for putting up Christmas stuff in November instead of October or Valentine's stuff up in January instead of December.

Bravo.

-still dead-

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I wish I had thought of this.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I won't tell if you make it into a comic.

[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer was on Jeopardy (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer was on Jeopardy (2)']

You should do it, Ivy. I trust your Wal-Mart comic timing more than I trust my own. Plus I'd be honored that someone else would be harping on my slow ass computer.

Also, one of my best friends is from the Ozarks so I get to make fun of him by proxy.;)

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You see, the problem is that it all depends on what Alex asks. How's your computer supposed to know about opera?

Unless you install it ...

[Click to view comic: 'If mmyers' slow ass computer was on Jeopardy! (3)']

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Haha!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

[Click to view comic: 'If mmyers' slow ass computer was a Wal-Mart employee (1)']

[Click to view comic: 'If mmyers' slow ass computer was a Wal-Mart employee (2)']

Holy crap you guys are funny. I'm just happy to be in the same thread with you.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'If mmyers' slow-ass computer was a porn star...']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Through history with mmyers' slow ass computer']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'If my slow ass computer was on Law and Order:SVU...']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers slow-ass computer, working at Past Times']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Mmyers' Slow Ass Computer's New Year's Eve Party']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer is asked a question']

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer is asked a question']

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer is asked a question']

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer is asked a question']

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer is asked a question']

[Click to view comic: 'Obligatory mmyers' slow-ass computer comic']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'My slow-ass computer revisited']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'mmyers' slow ass computer']