It's my birthday today.

Happy Birthday

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Someone call CNN.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Congratulayshuns and many happy returns.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Time to go party. I'll get the goat, you get the shaving cream.

Happy birthday, poss.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy Burpday, possums. I home you're properly groomed and sparkly.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Happy Birthday, you marsupial, you.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Well, well. Looks like you get a visit from Happy Birthday Dog today.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy Bday! I brought John Ashcroft and he brought... me!

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Get Your War On

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Cleavage!! What a thoughtful gift!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

John Wayne says, "Happy Birthday, Pilgrim!"

John Wayne Bobbitt says, "Where's my penis?"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Happy B-Day Possums! I bring you 3 kinds of bacon!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Happy Birthday!

I have nothing witty for here!

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

John Wayne Gacy has it.

Happy Birthday possums. Your blingin' dradel is in the mail. ;)

Thanks a million!

Now if you'd all change your ratings to "good..."

I changed it to "happy birthday", which is just after okay, but still before good.

You birthday sucks too. Also.

And happy birthday.

Even though it sucks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.