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No, it is not safe. It is dangerous. Very, very dangerous. Leave now and you might make it through nightfall! RUN, NATE! RUUUUUN!!!!!!

I don't know, nate... depends on what you're running and/or hiding from.

it should be

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hotpants - it's not safe yet
Clowns - definitely not safe yet
Sexy neighbors - the shortage is over, you can come out now
Tobor - I wouldn't stick either head out just yet
3rd base - not unless Melissa Brasselle is involved
Godzilla attacks - everywhere but downtown Tokyo
The giant stash of heroin that we've been saving for a rainy day - it's as safe as heroin can get stashed up Godzilla's ass

show me the drill and ask again.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The forces of Satan have been running rampant since you left. I hope you're happy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Jesus is never safe, my child.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Abstinance is the only safe alternative. That being said, come on in, the water's fine.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

But please, please for the safety of everyone including yourself... wear a surge supressor.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

:O

YES!!! NO!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No. No I am not.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Is it safe? *whine of dentist's drill*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

For lack of a clear answer, Finn loses and hands the victory to wirthling.

For lack of any comics, piss off or Jesus gets it!

*click*

Do what he says!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

*pistol whips Jesus*

EES IT SAFE?!??!

You'll never know 'till you give it a go

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Poo perhaps?