Cuz... I don't know why.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And once in history, there was a sign that a cheerleader held up which all men would be happy to follow.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

After producing only a grossly misspelled rendering of the word "TEAM", the cheerleading squad was never again entrusted with creating new signs for the pep rally.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It was pretty funny when Carl switched the signs for the cheerleading squad with the signs from the Burger King mascot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Y!

"And if I'm chosen for the cheerleading squad, I will use my position to campaign against teenage anorexia."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The new porno version of "Alice In Wonderland" was a big hit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

All were in agreeance, that yes, it was a great motivational sign...

However, it was later decided "Ravenous Cannibal Night" was not the propper night to debut it...

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.