Whoops. My zero key sticks a bit.

[Click to view comic: 'Mate']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And here's a followup

[Click to view comic: 'Chock Full O' Pee']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'll bet that monkey peed in the guy's coffee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfortunately I found that comment funnier than either of the comics =/

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Oh monkey piss on all you silly little people.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I've had sex 00000000000000 times!

Damn, my zero key tends to stick a bit too...

Then stop having sex with your keyboard.

Don't you get it? The monkey peed in the guy's coffee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked them. I'm a sucker for monkeys.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

As a guy who descended from monkeys, I approve of these comics.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Unfortunately... a drunkenly belligerent Kajun didn't find this bit of light-hearted monkey fun amusing, and afterwards beat the chimps to death and had sex with their skulls.

Don't piss in the man's coffee.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

So you're the one who peed in my coffee.

Or would have if I drank that stuff.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I pooped in your bacon this morning Kaufman.

I think you should have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars. woops, my zero key sticks too, but Hentai did that to my keys and my xxx-box controler!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!