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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"That's my wife. She sure can cook." *Ba-doom chah!*

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Honey, are you sure there's not another way to get you hot?"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Wait'll he finds out I pee-peed in the soup!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Heh I've actually been there.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

So I said, "Well, them Rotorua demons ain't gonna generate bouiliabaisse by themselves."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com