I don't get to really hit on anyone so I just compile my lines into comics. Feel free to add your own.

[Click to view comic: 'Baby pick-up lines']
[Click to view comic: 'Pirate pick-up lines']
[Click to view comic: 'Clown pick-up lines']
[Click to view comic: 'Disgruntled teenager pick-up lines']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I used some of your pick-up lines on my dog, and they worked!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, but your dog also wears party hats and sunglasses.

Mmyers, would you mind terribly if I did some? I need your permission because I'm poor.

Rabid asked me to post these here for him:

[Click to view comic: 'Cosplay Pickup Lines']

[Click to view comic: 'Cosplay Pickup Lines 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Cosplay Pickup Lines 3']

You have my complete blessing, possums.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.