That one in the middle is pretty funny, but I think I'm even funnier.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

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Poop.

Oh wait, that's actually my girlfriend.

My bad.

...I need to use the washroom.

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Poop.

I need to be hosed down.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I need to be hosed.

You're not funnier than Don Rickles!

You're not funnier than Don Rickles![/quote]

No, but he is as funny as Jerry Van Dyke.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You're not funnier than Don Rickles![/quote]

No, but he is as funny as Jerry Van Dyke.[/quote]

omg u sed dyke ;)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

D/X has sex with wet poop?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Um, please stop posting pictures of shit. There's a website for that, so go there.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes, I think Brad should delete all the shit from this website. Starting with MikeyG's comics.

WAH-HEY!

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Poop.

:(

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Damn DX, your girlfriend is hot shit!

Literally...