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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Billy, what did you bring for show-and-tell?"

"I brought one of these and one of these."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wight back atcha, Stwong Bad!

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I has a flavor!

With the pressure of a week's worth of huge, impacted boogers throbbing mightily in his nostrils, Billy decided to whip out the big boys for some heavy-duty excavation.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.