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[Click to view comic: 'Why don't you say hello to...my COCK!']
[Click to view comic: 'Want to taste my BIG, JUICY HOG?']
[Click to view comic: 'I've got a sweet ASS!']
[Click to view comic: 'Time for a HOT BEEF injection!']
[Click to view comic: 'Ah, that's a load of BULL!']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Come on, baby, take your PUSSY out']
[Click to view comic: 'Baby, let me touch your PRIVATES']
[Click to view comic: 'I wanna put it in your BUTT, baby']
[Click to view comic: 'Come play with my DICK!']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'I like to FUCK like a rabbit!!!!!!!!!!']

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[Click to view comic: 'Let's do it it DOGGY style!']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Grab My JOHNSON!']
[Click to view comic: 'How about a REACH AROUND?']
[Click to view comic: 'Give it to me with the STRAP ON!']
[Click to view comic: 'DIRTY SANCHEZ!']
[Click to view comic: 'DONKEY PUNCH!']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Donkey Punch = brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Fingerbanging!!']

How fitting. My 100th comic contains innuendo about playing with myself.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

:O

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'BUTT PLUG']