Happy Birthday, Kaufman. :)

I hope it's a happy one filled with strippers and drunken debauchery...or at least cake.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

HAPPY BIRFDAY KENNY KAUF!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Here is your visit from Happy Birthday Dog.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And it was a very happy one indeed. Thank you all.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Happy 56th, Doc. (just guessing.)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You're right on (if you're writing in base 7.6).

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Happy 0x2Cnd birthday!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

And I echo these people's sentiments (whatever they were).

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

They say it's your birthday.
You give us much mirth--hey!
Are you gaining in girth? Say,
I forgot about Earth Day.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Many happy repuns*

*did you see what I did there?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

happy birthday thow it was 3 months ago and I never read one of your comics