Your cranium is inexplicably replete with metabolic waste products normally excreted in bulk form. Consequently, your cognitive capabilities are dubious!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Your progenitors are of speculative taxonomic classification! Based on certain morphological and behavioral characteristics, a maternal kinship with genus canis suggests itself.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I enjoy cheese.

[quote]Your cranium is inexplicably replete with metabolic waste products normally excreted in bulk form. Consequently, your cognitive capabilities are dubious!
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Translation: You are a shit head. You cant do anything.

I think the second one means son of a bitch.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Your self induced finish is an accomodation to mankind. This intelligence is indubitably communicated in several Darwinian principles, so it is ill-advised to exert effort in demonstrating any falsehood.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I know you are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Never use an exorbitant word when a diminutive one would suffice.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't want to hear about your rank, withered bombast!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!!