[Click to view comic: 'You Silly People and Your Infatuation With Traditions']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'The secret to surviving V-Day']

[Click to view comic: 'HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY CUNTS']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'The Best Valentine's Day Ever']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'VD!']
Is this where this goes?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet