[Click to view comic: 'The Diet']

[Click to view comic: 'One of the many reasons I stopped going to church']

[Click to view comic: 'Poor Todd']

[Click to view comic: 'What if Willow Rosenberg lurked at the SC Forum?']

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Poor Todd was my favorite!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I agree, "Poor Todd" was excellently excellent.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Poor Todd was good, if unoriginal.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Reruns!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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One of the many reasons I stopped going to church[/quote]
Back when I was a Catholic, our pastor used to give that same casual clothing sermon every June.

Baal is so much more easygoing.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I really liked the one about church. That has never, ever made sense to me either.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That's why people need to start showing up dressed as clowns, prostitutes, Australians, and naked.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Please, not Australians. Have some decency, man!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Maybe that's a bit extreme, but I think the church needs a shake-up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.