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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I... I don't even have a caption. Jesus fuck. Is that even an ass, or just backfat rolls hanging down? I mean, there's skin there, and... oh god. I feel really sick now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Alone and banished from his beloved SC, CHUBBY took to the streets to begin a new life as romance novelist supreme Jesus Carvalho de Souza-Souza.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

Love Valley? More like love canyon if you ask me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Years later, they found one of Nora Roberts' early manuscripts in the folds.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Free crack.

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What others say about boorite!

Giorgio found that the best way to sell romance novels was to put the ladies in the mood before they even saw the books.

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I has a flavor!

What's worse is the blind guy that came buy and made love to the romance novels while reading the brail books inscribed on written around the shopkeep's asshole.

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.