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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The lunch buffet was particularly appealing today.

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I has a flavor!

Shhhhhhhh. Here comes Richard Gere. Everybody hide!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Mavin the Mouse held the attention of four mammals for nearly eight minutes. That was enough. By the following week, Nike had already slapped its logo on him.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"C'mon Jerry! You mom won't find out! Just follow us to the party!"
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"Jesus Christ guys, I told you all before, one ounce per customer! I'm not running a wholesale store here!"
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"I swear, I don't know where the money is!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I was going to say "at home with Richard Gere's cats." Damn you, kaufman.

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What others say about boorite!

Now Chippy was glad he'd spent a little extra money on a good home security system.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The ACME collection agency was brutal.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Four cats looking at a mouse.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

"and Lo! To pay for his crime against the Gods, Danger Mouse was sentenced to jail for all eternity, guarded by paraplegic cats. -- The book of Fur-Bowl, verse 17"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Ok , So its 5 card stud, jokers are wild, and anyone caught with Ace's in their waterbowl gets eaten , ok?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

** mouse: "you want me to toss what!?!?!?!?"

** "A re-incarnated Hitler wonders if he wasn't a little bit hasty in using the jews as scapegoats." (blantant reference to the brilliant comic Maus)

** "The honorable Elijah Mousamad preaches to his converted Mouslim deciples from inside The White-Devil Man's prison"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"I just flew in from the first floor and boy, is my tail tired! Huh... rough crowd..."

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I has a flavor!